when ur comfy in bed like: to pee or not to pee
Waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have time to sleep
so is anyone secretly in love with me yet
(Source : nerdsigh, via fake-mermaid)
*marries u but only as a friend*
look at this fucking idiot i want 20
(Source : gifs-landia, via fake-mermaid)
no dog should ever be homeless
no home should ever be dogless
(Source : nosdrinker, via fake-mermaid)
*me when bored*
me: mom you need anything?
mom: no, thanks
*me on the laptop*
mom: can you come help me?